Author - Joe

Gift Ideas

So apparently my cries of outrage have been heard by the residents of South Florida… I am currently watching these two old dudes install...

Window

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: People in South Florida rarely put lights on the outside of their homes… I understand that there are a lot of Jewish...

Oh Christmas Tree

A few nights ago I decided to do some coloring… I brought my “Charlie Brown Christmas” coloring book outside, and dumped the box of markers...

Top 10

Animated Christmas shows I am sure I forgot something, but I can't think of it right now... 1. Grinch 2. Rudolph 3. Mickey’s Christmas Carol 4. Frosty 5. Charlie Brown 6....

All The Cards

What is the deal with people “singing (rapping)” while wearing head phones? Does this not sort of defeat the point of wearing headphones in...

Misc…

Watched the Pink Panther cartoon the other day… This is the most underrated cartoon of all time. That non-talking cat is freaking hilarious and the...

Puppy

Sometimes I feel like a puppy that has just gotten out of the bath when I get out of work. Not that I hate my...

apartment

Found a new apartment and am dealing with the stresses associated with moving. For some reason, I find myself contemplating jumping off a bridge...

Wal-Death

Wal-Mart is a freaking free for all on a Saturday afternoon... I thought that this ethnic pregnant chick was going to beat my ass for...

Regiment

I stated a new "regiment" today... Whenever I start a new daily routine that involves either a diet or, in this case, a new workout,...