The Hot List
I have been thinking about starting a top ten list every week as a new feature of the site. It is kind of a fun thing to do… And it triggers people to give their opinions, which is fun.
Okay, so the following post will more than likely reduce your opinion of me significantly, but if you are going to have a top ten list of something, as a man, you HAVE to start with this one. Some men will deny it, but we ALL have a list like this in our heads at ALL TIMES… So fess up gentlemen…
Joe’s most attractive women in Hollywood list ::
1. Audrey Tautou
2. Natalie Portman
3. Salma Hayek
4. Uma Thurman
5. Lucy Liu
6. Gwyneth Paltrow
7. Kate Winslet
8. Liv Tyler
9. Marisa Tomie
10. Scarlett Johansson
Honorable Mention ::
Claire Danes
Keira Knightley
Charlize Theron
I pride myself at having no silicone on the list… Natural… Oh… By the way, my wife is hotter than all these chicks (put together).
I am calling you all out… Don’t be chicken, I wan’t to see your lists.
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Check back Thursday. I am going to try to have a link to a short Swedish video.
Comments (9)
“By the way, my wife is hotter than all these chicks (put together).”
Nice save, jackass.
You are hotter than them too… and that goes for any other woman who I know in “real life” as well.
oh joe,
i kid, i kid.
jj
ps-YOU are hotter than Charlize Theron
BTW,
Where is sweet Sandra Bullock? Fallen off the Top Ten after over a decade of admiration?
True, Ms. Bullock was #1 for MANY years… I am sad to say that the Ms. Congeniality debacle has sent her stock plummeting. She is still a very attractive woman, and IS in the top 20… But check out the hotness on this list… She just does not hang any longer.
(10 minutes later) After dropping in this picture… Maybe she should be in the top 10… She is REALLY HOT.
Marisa Tomie? Come on, that is debatable.
I actually thought she might go higher… She is SMOKING HOT… Have you seen “My cousin Vinny”, I know that was a long time ago, but she has gotten better with age… Good enough for George Costanza, good enough for me.
Interesting list my good sir, sweet blog by the by… Gwyneth has never really done it for me, I’d toss her off the list. Liv Tyler is a poor man’s Angelina Jolie, who is hot even thou she’s way over exposed right now. Of course, no one on this list beats Teri Hatcher circa 1996… it’s just impossible.
I am researching the all time hottest chicks list… The list that you can pick the chick and the year… Hatcher, Liz Taylor, Sela Ward… Those three in their prime were amazing.
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